I have just been informed by TGS that the word "squee" was added to the Oxford dictionary just last month. 
I would like to think that we had something to do with that.

I have just been informed by TGS that the word "squee" was added to the Oxford dictionary just last month. 

I would like to think that we had something to do with that.

(Source: rememberyouareablackswan)

"But it’s not a game."
"If it were a game you’d be losing."

"But it’s not a game."

"If it were a game you’d be losing."

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Heart’s Holiday Guide: Made With Love
There is nothing in the world quite like receiving a ‘one-of-a-kind made-just-for-you with heaps of love’ present.
For those of us with crafty hands and creative hearts it’s a matter of thinking of something thoughtful (within the realm of your ability) that your partner needs. Knit a scarf in their favourite colours (gold star if you make sure it goes well with their coat), create some art with their tastes in mind, have a photograph you took that might be special to your partner printed and framed. Build them something they need, personalize a collage, get crafty with your bad self.
If you were not blessed with creative hands but have a very big heart you can still do-it-yourself with a little effort:
Bake something! I’m pretty sure even burnt cookies still get smooches and points for effort.
Have a quote or song lyric your partner loves framed. You could write the quote on fancy paper if you have good penmanship, or use scrap-booking letters or stencils. If you need something fail-proof you could print it yourself using a font you like or even buy the quote on a card. If you doubt your skills you could have it professionally mounted and framed, but with some fun scrapbooking paper for a mat and an antique or thrift store frame you could really make your piece unique. For examples click here, here, here or here. (And side note; holy shit if you can embroider the possibilities for framed quotes are even fancier.)
Grow them a plant using clippings from one of your own. (Instructions for house plants here, for outdoor plants here.) Find a vase or container from a thrift shop that suits your partner’s tastes or decorate a plain one with paint, stickers, beads, etc. What better gift than a clone!
Make them a mix-tape. Look, it may be outdated and not at all necessary in this day and age but the best part of my courtships as a young girl were mix-tapes. You don’t have to necessarily go retro and rock a cassette (but omg if you did swoon), mixed-cd’s or even playlists are a fine substitute. Choose songs with a special memory or history to them, choose a mood for your collection like “driving in the dark”, “jogging jams” or of course “sexy time”. Decorate your mix, write a love note on it and make a fancy envelope. Sharing music is intimate! Most importantly unveil your soundtrack at a time when you can listen to it together, perhaps while you have dinner, or road trip to family functions. Make new memories for those songs.
If your partner wears earrings or jewellery get an old frame and some chicken wire and make them an awesome and useful-as-fuck jewellery holder. It’s super easy and super functional. (Ideas and directions here.)
If you’re all thumbs or short on time you can still go handmade by finding something one-of-a-kind your partner would love on a site like etsy or deviant art.
Things you make with your own hands and heart carry a piece of you within them.  Knowing you used your precious time and talents to craft them something unique will make your partner feel (rightfully) special. Hand-made gifts are things people truly treasure. It’s a tangible form of your love, and love is what the holiday season is really all about.
*This is the last of my Holiday Guide posts. Thanks for all of your awesome feedback. I’d love to hear from you if you achieve partner-present-success with any of these ideas. Cheers. <3
Embroidery by Lux Alptraum. See a "How To" here.

Heart’s Holiday Guide: Made With Love

There is nothing in the world quite like receiving a ‘one-of-a-kind made-just-for-you with heaps of love’ present.

For those of us with crafty hands and creative hearts it’s a matter of thinking of something thoughtful (within the realm of your ability) that your partner needs. Knit a scarf in their favourite colours (gold star if you make sure it goes well with their coat), create some art with their tastes in mind, have a photograph you took that might be special to your partner printed and framed. Build them something they need, personalize a collage, get crafty with your bad self.

If you were not blessed with creative hands but have a very big heart you can still do-it-yourself with a little effort:

  • Bake something! I’m pretty sure even burnt cookies still get smooches and points for effort.
  • Have a quote or song lyric your partner loves framed. You could write the quote on fancy paper if you have good penmanship, or use scrap-booking letters or stencils. If you need something fail-proof you could print it yourself using a font you like or even buy the quote on a card. If you doubt your skills you could have it professionally mounted and framed, but with some fun scrapbooking paper for a mat and an antique or thrift store frame you could really make your piece unique. For examples click here, here, here or here. (And side note; holy shit if you can embroider the possibilities for framed quotes are even fancier.)
  • Grow them a plant using clippings from one of your own. (Instructions for house plants here, for outdoor plants here.) Find a vase or container from a thrift shop that suits your partner’s tastes or decorate a plain one with paint, stickers, beads, etc. What better gift than a clone!
  • Make them a mix-tape. Look, it may be outdated and not at all necessary in this day and age but the best part of my courtships as a young girl were mix-tapes. You don’t have to necessarily go retro and rock a cassette (but omg if you did swoon), mixed-cd’s or even playlists are a fine substitute. Choose songs with a special memory or history to them, choose a mood for your collection like “driving in the dark”, “jogging jams” or of course “sexy time”. Decorate your mix, write a love note on it and make a fancy envelope. Sharing music is intimate! Most importantly unveil your soundtrack at a time when you can listen to it together, perhaps while you have dinner, or road trip to family functions. Make new memories for those songs.
  • If your partner wears earrings or jewellery get an old frame and some chicken wire and make them an awesome and useful-as-fuck jewellery holder. It’s super easy and super functional. (Ideas and directions here.)
  • If you’re all thumbs or short on time you can still go handmade by finding something one-of-a-kind your partner would love on a site like etsy or deviant art.

Things you make with your own hands and heart carry a piece of you within them.  Knowing you used your precious time and talents to craft them something unique will make your partner feel (rightfully) special. Hand-made gifts are things people truly treasure. It’s a tangible form of your love, and love is what the holiday season is really all about.

*This is the last of my Holiday Guide posts. Thanks for all of your awesome feedback. I’d love to hear from you if you achieve partner-present-success with any of these ideas. Cheers. <3

Embroidery by Lux Alptraum. See a "How To" here.

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While looking for hot gifs of kissing/finger-fucking I found some really gorgeous happy porn. WIN!

While looking for hot gifs of kissing/finger-fucking I found some really gorgeous happy porn. WIN!

TMI update: Thanks for the reassurance. Of course I have made an appointment with my Doc but it&#8217;s not until next Tuesday, so I was looking for some anxiety relief in the mean time.
(also)
SEXY UPDATE: I just took the first dirty picture of myself since last Monday. Nearly 2 weeks without taking dirty pics is almost unheard of for me. I only snapped one, but it&#8217;s cute. And I&#8217;m wearing my batman t-shirt. It&#8217;s a small win.

TMI update: Thanks for the reassurance. Of course I have made an appointment with my Doc but it’s not until next Tuesday, so I was looking for some anxiety relief in the mean time.

(also)

SEXY UPDATE: I just took the first dirty picture of myself since last Monday. Nearly 2 weeks without taking dirty pics is almost unheard of for me. I only snapped one, but it’s cute. And I’m wearing my batman t-shirt. It’s a small win.

(Source: hellolaurey)

Sometimes it&#8217;s a game, to see how fast I can make him cum if I&#8217;m clever and use all of my best tricks. Some people call it topping from the bottom, but sometimes I like to be as good as I can for him. I like to hijack his plans. I like to make him lose control.
I know just the right way to arch, just the right way to moan, and just the right things to say, and before he knows it he&#8217;s lost.
Last night I got him so worked up, I played it just right and waited for the perfect moment and then I looked him in the eyes and said &#8220;Do you miss that other pussy Daddy?&#8221; And that was it. &#8220;Fuck you,&#8221; he groaned as he shook and came and his arms buckled and he crashed down on top of me. &#8220;And fuck that smug look on your face,&#8221; but his smile was so big, and so was mine.
Game over.
Heart wins.

Sometimes it’s a game, to see how fast I can make him cum if I’m clever and use all of my best tricks. Some people call it topping from the bottom, but sometimes I like to be as good as I can for him. I like to hijack his plans. I like to make him lose control.

I know just the right way to arch, just the right way to moan, and just the right things to say, and before he knows it he’s lost.

Last night I got him so worked up, I played it just right and waited for the perfect moment and then I looked him in the eyes and said “Do you miss that other pussy Daddy?” And that was it. “Fuck you,” he groaned as he shook and came and his arms buckled and he crashed down on top of me. “And fuck that smug look on your face,” but his smile was so big, and so was mine.

Game over.

Heart wins.

(Source: corta-pra-18)

We moved our bed for the first time in years. We found my kitty ears and a vibrator!!! Winning!

Tags | win | winning | vibrator | kitty |
Me: What do you want to do tonight?
Him: Can we just make out? Like, for a long time?

Me: What do you want to do tonight?

Him: Can we just make out? Like, for a long time?

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