Evidence of a Highly Productive Morning. 

Evidence of a Highly Productive Morning. 

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#orgy outfit
#sometimes it’s too cold for lingerie
#slutty canadian problems
(also sorry I didn’t tell you about the party yet but here is my bum)

#orgy outfit

#sometimes it’s too cold for lingerie

#slutty canadian problems

(also sorry I didn’t tell you about the party yet but here is my bum)

(Source: herdirtylittleheart)

Drinks and booty shaking with my girls. (a.k.a. The Only Possible Solution to My Day.)

Drinks and booty shaking with my girls. (a.k.a. The Only Possible Solution to My Day.)

Is there a word for seeing people’s bedrooms and falling a bit in love with them? 
Image by furandfangsss

Is there a word for seeing people’s bedrooms and falling a bit in love with them? 

Image by furandfangsss

Watch out Monday, I’m comin’ for you.
(Heart Ring Garter by Creepyyeha)

Watch out Monday, I’m comin’ for you.

(Heart Ring Garter by Creepyyeha)

(Source: herdirtylittleheart)

Fussing with garters is one of the best parts about wearing them. 
(Heart Ring Garter by Creepyyeha)

Fussing with garters is one of the best parts about wearing them. 

(Heart Ring Garter by Creepyyeha)

(Source: herdirtylittleheart)

Deep down in my heart.
(Heart Ring Garter by Creepyyeha)
(Click for high res to appreciate the texture. Leather headboard. Unf.)

Deep down in my heart.

(Heart Ring Garter by Creepyyeha)

(Click for high res to appreciate the texture. Leather headboard. Unf.)

(Source: herdirtylittleheart)

Well you must get out of bed. The kitties need to be fed. And Heart’s posting pretty girls all day. Huzzah. 

Well you must get out of bed. The kitties need to be fed. And Heart’s posting pretty girls all day. Huzzah. 

(Source: tundae)

The longer it snows the longer it is still officially “sock season”. 

The longer it snows the longer it is still officially “sock season”. 

"Daddy whatcha want for breakfast?" she liked to ask even though she knew the answer.

camdamage: 
me by chip willis 
hi

"Daddy whatcha want for breakfast?" she liked to ask even though she knew the answer.

camdamage

me by chip willis 

hi

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This is perfect.
Thank you to the cute butt who sent it my way. ;)
I know a few girls who are card carrying members. 

This is perfect.

Thank you to the cute butt who sent it my way. ;)

I know a few girls who are card carrying members. 

(Source: melstringer)

Random thoughts…

  • For Valentine’s Day I made 2 apple-caramel cakes. One for sharing, and one for… not sharing.
  • When my husband came home and saw the entire ‘not sharing’ cake was gone he knew better than to ask if I’d had company. He knew what had happened. 
  • I had cake for dinner. 
  • Again.
  • Also today my ignorant stance on laundry (that stance being "Own a hundred pairs of panties and do laundry never") almost bit me in the ass: I ran out of pants.
  • Never fear! Knee-length tights, thigh-high socks, leg-warmers and a long sweater to the rescue. Most importantly; I was warm.

(Source: herdirtylittleheart)

The only thing I can think to write as a caption is “BOOM!” but I figured you guys deserved better than that…. my husband suggested a caption contest. What do you think?

The only thing I can think to write as a caption is “BOOM!” but I figured you guys deserved better than that…. my husband suggested a caption contest. What do you think?

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