"You’ll say it’s really good to see you
you’ll say I missed you horribly
you’ll say let me carry that
here give that to me
and you will take the heavy stuff
and you will drive the car
and I’ll look out the window and make jokes
about the way things are.”
-You Had Time, Ani DiFranco
For the record my day took a turn for the very-much-better…
(also the Daddy and Little who run radicalgrapefruitjuice & bicyclingnakedwithoureyesclosed make me super jealous of all of their hot kinky sex on a fairly regular basis…. you should check them out if you like kinky spanks and cute bums and hair porn….)
"Oh there daddy, daddy now you ripped my fur"
Kitten led me to her bedroom and asked me to put her collar on her. I spanked her over my lap, first with her jean shorts on, and then I pulled them down around her knees and made her bum nice and pink. While spanking her and teasing her with one hand I used the other to press the hitachi against her pretty little cunt.
I cuffed her to her bedposts and the rest of the night was a blur of soft kisses and spread thighs and pretty little kitty cums. We took breaks where she snoozed against my chest while I stroked her hair. She asked for more and I wanted more and she lost track after her 5th orgasm and she introduced me to all of her stuffies and we giggled that we wore matching socks again and when she came once more she wrapped her legs around me and I held her down and she called me Daddy for the first time.
Before I left I got her a glass of water, shut off the lights in her apartment and tucked her in to her mountain of pillows. I kissed her forehead, smiled at her sleepy face and let myself out.
herdirtylittleheart (ED: kinda thrilled that her teddy bear, the cuffs, and the sex toys all made it into this one-handed blind shot)
We were talking about threesomes with pretty girls last night.
It’s been about a year since we’ve had one.
"I’m not really interested unless we find a girl who brings something to the table," I said. "Someone who knows what she wants and isn’t just testing the waters."
"So you want an expert-level fucker," he giggled at me.
"Yep," I said. "I hereby decree our unicorn search to be for the finest most talented golden unicorn in the land.”
"One with rainbows and glitter and a magic tongue?" he teased.
“Precisely,” I said, as I waved my royal sceptre.
(And by royal sceptre of course I mean my hitachi magic wand…)
Thigh high socks are necessary for winter sex parties. Panties, of course, are optional.
(Shout out to the couple fucking on the bed behind me. And the other pile of folks fucking just beyond the frame.)
This part of the update is just for my shitty cell phone photos…. the next part will tell you all about the trouble I got up to… (HINT: THAT IS FORESHADOWING!!!! Tee hee.)
Yep. This is a picture of my husband standing with his pants undone and his hands on his hips waiting for me to stop taking pictures of my ass so we can fuck.
Except we didn’t fuck right away, because just as I took this picture and he led me to the play-area a couple of Ninjas showed up….