The Fifth Element is largely responsible for my sexual awakening. I was 16 when it came out and I watched it over and over. I wanted to save Leeloo. I wanted Korben Dallas to love me. I wanted to be them and fuck them all at the same time. I wanted to cry and cum at the same time. It made me ache. It was this dynamic that made me wetter than any other… a dynamic that would take me another 14 years to figure out.

Smile. stevesquall: camdamage shot by Steve Squall in the Young and Fearless tee from TRIBE.

Smile.

stevesquall: camdamage shot by Steve Squall in the Young and Fearless tee from TRIBE.

Fun things I need to do today: Take a good picture of my colourful new hair to show my tumbl buddies. Stretch out my sore circus muscles at yoga. Write about the beautiful threesome I had with my husband and Belle last weekend.  Pick out my outfit for SansShame’s lingerie party tonight. Enjoy the sunshine and focus on the positives. Image by Nick Knight

Fun things I need to do today:

  1. Take a good picture of my colourful new hair to show my tumbl buddies.
  2. Stretch out my sore circus muscles at yoga.
  3. Write about the beautiful threesome I had with my husband and Belle last weekend. 
  4. Pick out my outfit for SansShame’s lingerie party tonight.
  5. Enjoy the sunshine and focus on the positives.

Image by Nick Knight

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Glorious green wishes to you on this Highest of Holy Days.

Glorious green wishes to you on this Highest of Holy Days.

This is so fucking sexy. I’m in love with each of them, and them as a couple. Have you ever fallen for a couple? You’re attracted to each of them but you’re also attracted to them as a whole, their energy together, how they complement one another. The sum of the whole thing is greater than each of their great parts. 

“…because your knees always get so shy baby, don’t they?” (Alternate caption: conversations you have after a glass of wine and a giggly trip to the sex shop…) Image: Damn Well Spread by~aka-photography-uk

“…because your knees always get so shy baby, don’t they?”

(Alternate caption: conversations you have after a glass of wine and a giggly trip to the sex shop…)

Image: Damn Well Spread by~aka-photography-uk

My sexy husband and I have the house to ourselves.  Hell yes.

My sexy husband and I have the house to ourselves. 

Hell yes.

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Some of the best spank bank material is aural; soundbites, soundtracks, moans and hard breaths. My husband still conjures the memory of Euro Girl’s accent when she gasped “Ohhhhh (insert hubs name here)! That’s so deep,” just as her husband walked back into the room.  Speaking of which? Kinky Casey unveiled some super sexy audio today. It’s a fantasy that is oh-so-dear to my heart. You have to listen if you haven’t already. (Only when you’re able to take down your pants and cum because that is what will happen when you hear it. Promise.) Also why did nobody ever tell me you could add /chrono after a tumblr tag url and see a chronological version of the posts? (I linked to the Euro Girl stories above in chronological sequence for an example of why this is awesome.) Are there other cool tricks I’m too inept to know about? Please share!

Some of the best spank bank material is aural; soundbites, soundtracks, moans and hard breaths. My husband still conjures the memory of Euro Girl’s accent when she gasped “Ohhhhh (insert hubs name here)! That’s so deep,” just as her husband walked back into the room. 

Speaking of which? Kinky Casey unveiled some super sexy audio today. It’s a fantasy that is oh-so-dear to my heart. You have to listen if you haven’t already. (Only when you’re able to take down your pants and cum because that is what will happen when you hear it. Promise.)

Also why did nobody ever tell me you could add /chrono after a tumblr tag url and see a chronological version of the posts? (I linked to the Euro Girl stories above in chronological sequence for an example of why this is awesome.) Are there other cool tricks I’m too inept to know about? Please share!

"I’m bringing cake."
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The sexiest text a girl can receive. (via thinkivykink)

I fucking love Ivy. <3

This is unbelievably sexy, romantic even. The focus, the trust, the beauty of it. It’s inspirational.

My husband and I stayed up late last night talking. We hadn’t done that in a while. It’s good to know we’re on the same page even when the plot is hard to follow. 

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I haven&#8217;t had time for writing, just fleeting fantasies&#8230; images that jog the part of my brain that I have the least control over&#8230; I&#8217;m looking at the clock counting down the minutes until I am free(ish). My hands have been tied up in too many stark and real things these past few weeks, not nearly enough time for writing. Or indulging in fleeting fantasies.

I haven’t had time for writing, just fleeting fantasies… images that jog the part of my brain that I have the least control over… I’m looking at the clock counting down the minutes until I am free(ish). My hands have been tied up in too many stark and real things these past few weeks, not nearly enough time for writing. Or indulging in fleeting fantasies.

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