I am humbled by this r-rated stitching masterpiece.
'Chrissy and Debbie', Cross-stitching by Ashlee Marcus
What’s a girl to do when she is injured and her Doctor’s say no circus for a few months?
Pick up a new hobby, that’s what!
This is my first finished piece.
My friend angrily shouted this at me last weekend when she was drunk and I was inspired to craftily capture her indignant clarification.
After some scheduling issues that threatened to ruin my epic weekend plans I am very excited to say that we have a date with Rumi this Friday.
This is amazing for several reasons:
a) I am ovulating (I am always at my horniest and most fun when I’m ovulating… read more about that here.)
b) It’s Pride weekend, which always sprinkles a little bit of glitter and awesome over my life.
c) I will be spending the day with my friends children while she has her chemo treatment. Which is always kind of grim. And I just kept thinking “You know… it would be really nice if karma aligned so that I had something fun to get my mind off of things after such a tough day…..”
d) My friend T is my hero because when she heard I was having a scheduling issue she immediately stepped up to the plate and offered to help me out. ALL IN THE NAME OF HOT KINKY SEX! That, folks, is a top notch friend.
e) It’s a threesome with two tall, muscular, dominant boys.
(I am quite fond of reason e.)
Who doesn’t love a creative cat?
things to do instead of packing:
play with lite-brite
futz with Instax
remove all clothing
take dirty pictures
accidentally stand in front of open blinds completely naked in full view of the entire neighborhood
I really need to improve
at staying on task
and remembering to close my blinds