Who doesn’t love a creative cat?

itmakesmewet:

things to do instead of packing:
play with lite-britefutz with Instaxremove all clothingtake dirty picturesaccidentally stand in front of open blinds completely naked in full view of the entire neighborhood
I really need to improveat staying on task 
and remembering to close my blinds 

Who doesn’t love a creative cat?

itmakesmewet:

things to do instead of packing:

play with lite-brite
futz with Instax
remove all clothing
take dirty pictures
accidentally stand in front of open blinds completely naked in full view of the entire neighborhood

I really need to improve
at staying on task 

and remembering to close my blinds 

Today we celebrate with the religious conservative side of the family. When I was a teenager once I showed up to their holiday gathering with a fake lip-ring just to watch my Grandfather blow a gasket. (That joke backfired a few years later when I showed up with my first tattoo and he was sure it was a joke too.) Maybe today at the dinner table I’ll casually mention that I run a popular nakey-girl sex blog….

Today we celebrate with the religious conservative side of the family. When I was a teenager once I showed up to their holiday gathering with a fake lip-ring just to watch my Grandfather blow a gasket. (That joke backfired a few years later when I showed up with my first tattoo and he was sure it was a joke too.) Maybe today at the dinner table I’ll casually mention that I run a popular nakey-girl sex blog….

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They’re not that hard to make.
It’s 4 folds and 4 cuts.
And even when you mess up (see the random tear drop shape in this one?) it still looks pretty.
I could show ya how if you wanted…
(P.S. It’s the origami paper sansshame brought back for me from Japan. Thank youuuuu!)
(P.P.S. Baking cookies *and* crafting…. at Christmastime self-care and preparing for a party are the same thing for me. Win.)

They’re not that hard to make.

It’s 4 folds and 4 cuts.

And even when you mess up (see the random tear drop shape in this one?) it still looks pretty.

I could show ya how if you wanted…

(P.S. It’s the origami paper sansshame brought back for me from Japan. Thank youuuuu!)

(P.P.S. Baking cookies *and* crafting…. at Christmastime self-care and preparing for a party are the same thing for me. Win.)

Heart’s Holiday Guide: Made With Love
There is nothing in the world quite like receiving a ‘one-of-a-kind made-just-for-you with heaps of love’ present.
For those of us with crafty hands and creative hearts it’s a matter of thinking of something thoughtful (within the realm of your ability) that your partner needs. Knit a scarf in their favourite colours (gold star if you make sure it goes well with their coat), create some art with their tastes in mind, have a photograph you took that might be special to your partner printed and framed. Build them something they need, personalize a collage, get crafty with your bad self.
If you were not blessed with creative hands but have a very big heart you can still do-it-yourself with a little effort:
Bake something! I’m pretty sure even burnt cookies still get smooches and points for effort.
Have a quote or song lyric your partner loves framed. You could write the quote on fancy paper if you have good penmanship, or use scrap-booking letters or stencils. If you need something fail-proof you could print it yourself using a font you like or even buy the quote on a card. If you doubt your skills you could have it professionally mounted and framed, but with some fun scrapbooking paper for a mat and an antique or thrift store frame you could really make your piece unique. For examples click here, here, here or here. (And side note; holy shit if you can embroider the possibilities for framed quotes are even fancier.)
Grow them a plant using clippings from one of your own. (Instructions for house plants here, for outdoor plants here.) Find a vase or container from a thrift shop that suits your partner’s tastes or decorate a plain one with paint, stickers, beads, etc. What better gift than a clone!
Make them a mix-tape. Look, it may be outdated and not at all necessary in this day and age but the best part of my courtships as a young girl were mix-tapes. You don’t have to necessarily go retro and rock a cassette (but omg if you did swoon), mixed-cd’s or even playlists are a fine substitute. Choose songs with a special memory or history to them, choose a mood for your collection like “driving in the dark”, “jogging jams” or of course “sexy time”. Decorate your mix, write a love note on it and make a fancy envelope. Sharing music is intimate! Most importantly unveil your soundtrack at a time when you can listen to it together, perhaps while you have dinner, or road trip to family functions. Make new memories for those songs.
If your partner wears earrings or jewellery get an old frame and some chicken wire and make them an awesome and useful-as-fuck jewellery holder. It’s super easy and super functional. (Ideas and directions here.)
If you’re all thumbs or short on time you can still go handmade by finding something one-of-a-kind your partner would love on a site like etsy or deviant art.
Things you make with your own hands and heart carry a piece of you within them.  Knowing you used your precious time and talents to craft them something unique will make your partner feel (rightfully) special. Hand-made gifts are things people truly treasure. It’s a tangible form of your love, and love is what the holiday season is really all about.
*This is the last of my Holiday Guide posts. Thanks for all of your awesome feedback. I’d love to hear from you if you achieve partner-present-success with any of these ideas. Cheers. <3
Embroidery by Lux Alptraum. See a “How To” here.

Heart’s Holiday Guide: Made With Love

There is nothing in the world quite like receiving a ‘one-of-a-kind made-just-for-you with heaps of love’ present.

For those of us with crafty hands and creative hearts it’s a matter of thinking of something thoughtful (within the realm of your ability) that your partner needs. Knit a scarf in their favourite colours (gold star if you make sure it goes well with their coat), create some art with their tastes in mind, have a photograph you took that might be special to your partner printed and framed. Build them something they need, personalize a collage, get crafty with your bad self.

If you were not blessed with creative hands but have a very big heart you can still do-it-yourself with a little effort:

  • Bake something! I’m pretty sure even burnt cookies still get smooches and points for effort.
  • Have a quote or song lyric your partner loves framed. You could write the quote on fancy paper if you have good penmanship, or use scrap-booking letters or stencils. If you need something fail-proof you could print it yourself using a font you like or even buy the quote on a card. If you doubt your skills you could have it professionally mounted and framed, but with some fun scrapbooking paper for a mat and an antique or thrift store frame you could really make your piece unique. For examples click here, here, here or here. (And side note; holy shit if you can embroider the possibilities for framed quotes are even fancier.)
  • Grow them a plant using clippings from one of your own. (Instructions for house plants here, for outdoor plants here.) Find a vase or container from a thrift shop that suits your partner’s tastes or decorate a plain one with paint, stickers, beads, etc. What better gift than a clone!
  • Make them a mix-tape. Look, it may be outdated and not at all necessary in this day and age but the best part of my courtships as a young girl were mix-tapes. You don’t have to necessarily go retro and rock a cassette (but omg if you did swoon), mixed-cd’s or even playlists are a fine substitute. Choose songs with a special memory or history to them, choose a mood for your collection like “driving in the dark”, “jogging jams” or of course “sexy time”. Decorate your mix, write a love note on it and make a fancy envelope. Sharing music is intimate! Most importantly unveil your soundtrack at a time when you can listen to it together, perhaps while you have dinner, or road trip to family functions. Make new memories for those songs.
  • If your partner wears earrings or jewellery get an old frame and some chicken wire and make them an awesome and useful-as-fuck jewellery holder. It’s super easy and super functional. (Ideas and directions here.)
  • If you’re all thumbs or short on time you can still go handmade by finding something one-of-a-kind your partner would love on a site like etsy or deviant art.

Things you make with your own hands and heart carry a piece of you within them.  Knowing you used your precious time and talents to craft them something unique will make your partner feel (rightfully) special. Hand-made gifts are things people truly treasure. It’s a tangible form of your love, and love is what the holiday season is really all about.

*This is the last of my Holiday Guide posts. Thanks for all of your awesome feedback. I’d love to hear from you if you achieve partner-present-success with any of these ideas. Cheers. <3

Embroidery by Lux Alptraum. See a “How To” here.

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If twizzzledee’s DIY Zeppelin bodysuit doesn’t make you want to find the queen of your dreams then just ramble on.

(Yep, it’s time to ignore my ridiculousness, click the song link and get the Led out.)


In which we hail itmakesmewet.
(Omg omg omg I love her them her. &lt;3 ) 
itmakesmewet:

in which we hail satanor: look what I made!!

In which we hail itmakesmewet.

(Omg omg omg I love her them her. <3 )

itmakesmewet:

in which we hail satan
or: look what I made!!

Oh. My. God. Can we get these? They are fantastic.

Of the above I still need to earn the shibari one and the high heel worship…. unless you count me lusting after my own feet in my fave heels… but I did make my husband undo my boots with his teeth during our first ffm threesome… and I made him undo hers that way too. Does that count?

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For anyone who has ever asked what they should wear to a gang bang.

Jizzing Penis Sweater by Agent Provocateur

For anyone who has ever asked what they should wear to a gang bang.

Jizzing Penis Sweater by Agent Provocateur

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Slut Pride. This makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. :)

Slut Pride. This makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. :)

I&#8217;m a crafty kind of girl, and this R rated embroidery has seriously inspired me to use those powers for evil.

I’m a crafty kind of girl, and this R rated embroidery has seriously inspired me to use those powers for evil.

(Source: doll-spit)

Cookies are the way to my heart, but this particular cookie would definitely get you into my pants. I love propositions in the form of baked goods.

Cookies are the way to my heart, but this particular cookie would definitely get you into my pants. I love propositions in the form of baked goods.

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