Attention Universe: I have finally made a decision!

Remember last fall when I researched femme-as-fuck strap ons and fell in love with this little beauty from Aslan Leather?

Pink Strap On, Strap On Sex, Diilso Harness

YES!!! 

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FUCK YES!!!

Well I’ve finally saved up enough pretty pennies to order it and I’m exciteddddd!

But I’m even more excited about the cock. You guys, I have finally chosen my cock. After careful deliberation and plenty of soul searching I’ve decided that the Tantus Revolution in Candy Pink is perfect for me and my harness. 

BEHOLD!

For those of you who have never shopped for a cock, the possibilities are quite literally endless. Initially I was looking for non-penis shapes, I wanted something femme and fun, playful even. I didn’t want something skin toned or ‘realistic’, I wanted pretty and girlie and big

When I saw this pretty dick I knew it was perfect. The ridge under the head made my mouth water. The texture made me want to touch it gently and lustily. At 7.25 inches it’s ideal (you lose a bit of length with the harness ring) and it’s girth is quite substantial. Most importantly the colour is perfect for my harness!!! The two-tone pink is because these pretties are made with two densities of silicon, a firm inner core and a softer outer layer. When you squeeze it, it almost feels alive.

Being a switch I feel like I was at an advantage whilst shopping because I was constantly considering the toy from the wearers perspective, as well as from the receivers perspective, and let me tell you; on both fronts I am THRILLED with this cock. I can’t decide if I’m more excited to fuck someone with it, or to get fucked with it. 

I haven’t taken these babies for a test drive yet, but I will very soon, and you’ll be the first to know about it, promise. <3

P.S. ISN’T IT THE PRETTIEST COCK YOU’VE EVER SEEN?!?!?!?

"And if my heart be scarred and burned,The safer, I, for all I learned.&#8221; -Dorothy Parker

martinekenblog: “Neon Hearts Are Breaking” by Glenn Arthur
"And if my heart be scarred and burned,
The safer, I, for all I learned.” -Dorothy Parker

martinekenblog: “Neon Hearts Are Breaking” by Glenn Arthur

When I leave him I&#8217;m in this beautiful haze.

Fantasia, The Pastoral Symphony (1940)

When I leave him I’m in this beautiful haze.

Fantasia, The Pastoral Symphony (1940)

(Source: vintagemickeymouse)

I’ve had a bunch of requests to answer the questions I posed to you, tumbl buddies. So here they are. (P.S. I have LOVED reading your answers, so fucking hot! Keep ‘em coming!)

  1. What’s your favourite colour? Black. Also dark pink. 
  2. What’s the last moment, thought or image that you orgasmed to? image
  3. What’s your spirit animal?Hey Monday.  You suck.  All of my tasks today will be performed by a bunny pirate instead.  That is all.
  4. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 17
  5. Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so what was it about? I used to have really traumatic ones when I was a kid about a superhero murdering my whole family in front of me quite brutally. (I know right? WTF?!) Now I have this silly anxiety dream that it’s the last day of high school (which woah that was over a decade ago) and I find out I’m 1 credit short of graduating. I usually have that dream when I’m stressing about not being good enough or dropping the ball.
  6. When you fly in your dreams how do you do it? I kind of crouch down and then float up, like Princess Peach in the old Super Mario Bros 2 Nintendo game. It’s fucking awesome. 
  7. Name one thing you would like to cross off of your sexual bucket list this year? I want a kitty of my own to love and to train, and I want to take her to one of Sansshame's parties as my Little pet and show everybody what an obedient and sweet little pussy she is for me. image(image by Corwin Prescott - Models - Cam Damage - Roarie Yum)
  8. If you could have a threesome with anyone who would you chose? Brad Pitt and Stoya. Or Stoya and Angelina Jolie. Or Brad Pitt and my sexy husband.
  9. What’s the last new/adventurous thing you tried in bed?image(art by Olya Valle)
  10. What’s the best live concert you’ve been to? Chemical Brothers 
  11. What’s the fastest way to make you cum? Fuck my ass and call me a good girl. 

If anyone tagged me and I missed it please let me know! And if anyone feels like answering my questions go for it! You can either submit your answers to me for private fun or post them on your bloggy and send me the link. I’m a curious gal and I’d like to be nosy and see your answers.

File this under &#8216;pictures that make him want to bend me over&#8217;.
(To see the others click here, here and here.)

File this under ‘pictures that make him want to bend me over’.

(To see the others click here, here and here.)

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Like a moth to a flame&#8230;.

myanonymouslair:
You have to use the right bait to set your trap.
These panties always catch the pretty girls. 

Like a moth to a flame….

myanonymouslair:

You have to use the right bait to set your trap.

These panties always catch the pretty girls. 

I believe in hope.
I believe in the good in humanity.
And I&#8217;ll tell you why; For every ignorant response to my post about feeling powerless there were 25 positive responses. People of all genders who could relate, or showed appreciation, people who sent messages of support or asked for help. People who shared their stories.
There&#8217;s always backlash when you say some real shit. And damn, I only wrote about my own experience; for people of colour, *trans folk and many others, the threats from the world at large are even greater. 
I was reminded of Lewis&#8217;s law, which states: “The comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.” (Click the link for an excellent/enraging example&#8230;)
I was reminded that Daddy likes brave girls. (&#8220;You took him to school baby. And gave him an F. For Fuck you.&#8221; Hee hee. What a lucky girl I am to have such support.)
I want to be soft, not scared. I believe in change and progress and love. 
This one&#8217;s for you Tumbl Buddies. &lt;3

I believe in hope.

I believe in the good in humanity.

And I’ll tell you why; For every ignorant response to my post about feeling powerless there were 25 positive responses. People of all genders who could relate, or showed appreciation, people who sent messages of support or asked for help. People who shared their stories.

There’s always backlash when you say some real shit. And damn, I only wrote about my own experience; for people of colour, *trans folk and many others, the threats from the world at large are even greater. 

I was reminded of Lewis’s law, which states: The comments on any article about feminism justify feminism.(Click the link for an excellent/enraging example…)

I was reminded that Daddy likes brave girls. (“You took him to school baby. And gave him an F. For Fuck you.” Hee hee. What a lucky girl I am to have such support.)

I want to be soft, not scared. I believe in change and progress and love. 

This one’s for you Tumbl Buddies. <3

A kinky Little girl I know is having a birthday reaaaaal soon. What should we get her? (My suggestion is above.)

A kinky Little girl I know is having a birthday reaaaaal soon. What should we get her? (My suggestion is above.)

(Source: stockingssexy)

Ten Things:
Today I got two INCREDIBLY GOOD phone calls before I was even out of bed yet. The first was that our date with Belle is ON for Saturday, and the other was from my husband who called to say he had just signed a very exciting contract at work that will relieve our financial stress significantly. WINNING FROM MY PILLOW!!!!
This is the outfit I was wearing when we met Ms. Belle. I was clearly dressed for sass. 
This made me spring a few happy tears. Spontaneous song is one of my favourite fucking things.
This will make anyone who is a parent or spends time around small children feel better about their existence. Plus I also cry when I can&#8217;t have all of the cookies.
Ivy&#8217;s 1st trip to the dungeon sounds like fun. :)
Last weekend my husband and SansShame and I teamed up and entered a Seinfeld Trivia night at a local lounge. 
We did not win, but our Seinfeld knowledge can only be described as breathtaking. 
We passed an antique store on our way home and I saw a beautiful chandelier in the window. I randomly told my husband that I&#8217;d always wanted a gaudy chandelier with pink or purple crystals.
He just this moment sent me a picture of a dainty chandelier with pink crystals and the message &#8220;Well looky here&#8230;. do you want it?&#8221; (He is demolishing a house at work today, it would have ended up in the dumpster if I hadn&#8217;t asked the universe for it.)
Life is fucking awesome sometimes.

Ten Things:

  1. Today I got two INCREDIBLY GOOD phone calls before I was even out of bed yet. The first was that our date with Belle is ON for Saturday, and the other was from my husband who called to say he had just signed a very exciting contract at work that will relieve our financial stress significantly. WINNING FROM MY PILLOW!!!!
  2. This is the outfit I was wearing when we met Ms. Belle. I was clearly dressed for sass. 
  3. This made me spring a few happy tears. Spontaneous song is one of my favourite fucking things.
  4. This will make anyone who is a parent or spends time around small children feel better about their existence. Plus I also cry when I can’t have all of the cookies.
  5. Ivy’s 1st trip to the dungeon sounds like fun. :)
  6. Last weekend my husband and SansShame and I teamed up and entered a Seinfeld Trivia night at a local lounge. 
  7. We did not win, but our Seinfeld knowledge can only be described as breathtaking. 
  8. We passed an antique store on our way home and I saw a beautiful chandelier in the window. I randomly told my husband that I’d always wanted a gaudy chandelier with pink or purple crystals.
  9. He just this moment sent me a picture of a dainty chandelier with pink crystals and the message “Well looky here…. do you want it?” (He is demolishing a house at work today, it would have ended up in the dumpster if I hadn’t asked the universe for it.)
  10. Life is fucking awesome sometimes.
The change room attendant was militant and made him wait outside. She could tell we were trouble. She&#8217;d seen my kind before&#8230;

The change room attendant was militant and made him wait outside. She could tell we were trouble. She’d seen my kind before…

"Fortune and love favour the brave.&#8221;-Ovid 

"Fortune and love favour the brave.”
-Ovid 

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