It really is a good Friday.
It still bugs me that this is my most reblogged (and most stolen) image.
I keep thinking I should re-do it, except use my real camera, and good lighting, not my cell phone sitting in my grandma’s basement on one of her embroidered pillows.
But then it would lose some of it’s charm, wouldn’t it?
You can kinda tell a naughty girl sneaked the picture late at night for her Daddy.
It began as many of my sexual curiosities do, I saw a gif. I was mesmerized, what was this flexible white softness and how could I play with one immediately?
Then I was impulse book-buying on Amazon and noticed they sold the toys I had been curious about, they were called Tenga Eggs. A few days later a beautiful box arrived at my house containing books and sex toys (BEST!) including the Tenga Egg Variety Pack.
The eggs were so much fun right from the start, the design is pretty and non-threatening, the packaging is playful and I promised my husband I wouldn’t tie his cock up. (If you didn’t click the gif link in the first paragraph you might wanna or that won’t make any sense.)
The eggs made of a super flexible elastomer, it’s soft on the outside and inside there are different textures.
Using some water-based lube (included) the soft stretchy eggs become a very fun sensory toy.
The Tenga Egg is definitely ‘One Size Fits All’, as advertised. (In fact I found this image of some dude with one stretched over his entire head.) And it feels amazing. Circumcised and un-circumcised penises will succumb to it’s glorious sensations! (And I must admit it really turns me on to see the head of a cock throbbing through it, I really enjoyed watching.)
Even better is that this toy is good for all kinds of genitals! NOT JUST PENISES!!!!!
I loved flipping the tenga inside-out so that it was over my fingers, and rubbing the textured softness over my clit. It made me cum in record time with minimal effort.
In fact my husband and I were adventurous and figured out a few different ways to use them for individual and mutual enjoyment. We’re creative folk, what can I say?
But the best idea? I flipped the egg inside out over top of my hitachi magic wand, so it became a topper for the vibrating head. And Ho. Lee. Fuck.
(This is me sitting on it and humping it a little. Blush-town.)
The bottom line is the Tenga Eggs were totally worth the $40 the pack cost me, you can use them several times over if you wash and dry them properly and we have had a ton of fun with them. If you’re looking for a nifty new solo toy, or If you are fortunate enough to have a playful partner, I highly recommend them.
ED: This was an unsolicited and unpaid review, I have no affiliation with Tenga, I just really liked the toy and thought you would too. xo