Sometimes real life is so filled with bullshit and ick that you need to focus on the positives and polish that silver lining until it sparkles. Today those happy things are:
This goat.
Dropping everything to use my camera timer for a quick spontaneous naked photo-shoot because the lighting inspired me.
The giggles of giggly people I love very much.
Tea and lemon-blackberry cake. 
Finger-tip kisses. 

Sometimes real life is so filled with bullshit and ick that you need to focus on the positives and polish that silver lining until it sparkles. Today those happy things are:

  • This goat.
  • Dropping everything to use my camera timer for a quick spontaneous naked photo-shoot because the lighting inspired me.
  • The giggles of giggly people I love very much.
  • Tea and lemon-blackberry cake. 
  • Finger-tip kisses. 

(Source: onceuponatime-tvshowaddiction)

An Ode to Nose Kisses
I can tell from the look in your eyes, the twinkle as you approach, that those lips are not destined for mine. 
I see them aiming for the tip of my nose, where yours will nestle in the bridge of my own and our foreheads will rest against each other and I will sigh.
I will know your thoughts because they will be my thoughts; How I love your smell, your sounds, your skin. 
Our face-time is not a ritual but a solemn prayer. 

An Ode to Nose Kisses

I can tell from the look in your eyes, the twinkle as you approach, that those lips are not destined for mine. 

I see them aiming for the tip of my nose, where yours will nestle in the bridge of my own and our foreheads will rest against each other and I will sigh.

I will know your thoughts because they will be my thoughts; How I love your smell, your sounds, your skin. 

Our face-time is not a ritual but a solemn prayer. 

(Source: intimateerotica)

“You have the cutest plumbers crack.”
-My Sexy Husband (is silly)

“You have the cutest plumbers crack.”

-My Sexy Husband (is silly)

7 Things:
While I’m not religious I love Easter because it’s a celebration filled with bunnies and chocolate. 
My religious grandparents find that offensive but the Mother Earth/Great Spirit/Intergalactic One-ness that I believe in is totally down with bunny/chocolate celebrations. 
Carnation bunnies!!! How did I not know this was a thing? I am so in love. The little fellow over-shadows the entire bouquet. 
We went out drinking and dancing last night with SansShame and his stable of Unicorns. It was a very fun grey-area type event which included a fantastic burlesque show.
I won’t tell you the whole story yet because I don’t want to jinx it but may I just say, for the record, that my sexy husband is one hell of a wing man.  
I made a confession last night that has me blushing still. 
Back to happily crunching cadbury mini-eggs and writing to dear friends to continue procrastinating actual work.

7 Things:

  1. While I’m not religious I love Easter because it’s a celebration filled with bunnies and chocolate. 
  2. My religious grandparents find that offensive but the Mother Earth/Great Spirit/Intergalactic One-ness that I believe in is totally down with bunny/chocolate celebrations. 
  3. Carnation bunnies!!! How did I not know this was a thing? I am so in love. The little fellow over-shadows the entire bouquet. 
  4. We went out drinking and dancing last night with SansShame and his stable of Unicorns. It was a very fun grey-area type event which included a fantastic burlesque show.
  5. I won’t tell you the whole story yet because I don’t want to jinx it but may I just say, for the record, that my sexy husband is one hell of a wing man.  
  6. I made a confession last night that has me blushing still. 
  7. Back to happily crunching cadbury mini-eggs and writing to dear friends to continue procrastinating actual work.
It was hard to describe the way it felt to be curled up in his lap while he fed her, slowly, leisurely, teeny bites from a tiny spoon. He made little noises of encouragement, watched her mouth while he spoke softly. She nestled against him, opening wide when she was told, while he talked about the blushiest things she could imagine. She felt herself shrinking smaller and smaller with every mouthful, her most vulnerable parts regressing until she felt like she could fit in the palm of his hand.
She allowed him to nurture her.

It was hard to describe the way it felt to be curled up in his lap while he fed her, slowly, leisurely, teeny bites from a tiny spoon. He made little noises of encouragement, watched her mouth while he spoke softly. She nestled against him, opening wide when she was told, while he talked about the blushiest things she could imagine. She felt herself shrinking smaller and smaller with every mouthful, her most vulnerable parts regressing until she felt like she could fit in the palm of his hand.

She allowed him to nurture her.

(Source: yeonae-story)

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Hey tumbl buddies, just a quick note to say that I am going to be answering Heart mail this afternoon, and thank you all for being so patient. (Also I have some seriously mouth watering submissions for my next ‘posting pretty girls’ day. Like woah. A big thank you for that.) 
Also I love it when GV reblogs her photos from “one year ago today” so I checked and while I didn’t post any nakey pics a year ago today, I did start writing about a pretty epic threesome. I count that as a win. (Click here to read it.)
Kisses,
-Heart <3 

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Hey tumbl buddies, just a quick note to say that I am going to be answering Heart mail this afternoon, and thank you all for being so patient. (Also I have some seriously mouth watering submissions for my next ‘posting pretty girls’ day. Like woah. A big thank you for that.) 

Also I love it when GV reblogs her photos from “one year ago today” so I checked and while I didn’t post any nakey pics a year ago today, I did start writing about a pretty epic threesome. I count that as a win. (Click here to read it.)

Kisses,

-Heart <3 

Three things:
Cards Against Humanity is the greatest game of all time.
If someone says &#8220;do you want to fight or just go to bed?&#8221; you should probably choose going to bed.
Sleeping Sickness is a real thing.

Three things:

  1. Cards Against Humanity is the greatest game of all time.
  2. If someone says “do you want to fight or just go to bed?” you should probably choose going to bed.
  3. Sleeping Sickness is a real thing.

(Source: seashay)

&#8220;Daddy whatcha want for breakfast?&#8221; she liked to ask even though she knew the answer.

camdamage: 
me by chip willis 
hi

“Daddy whatcha want for breakfast?” she liked to ask even though she knew the answer.

camdamage

me by chip willis 

hi

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Proving once and for all that James Deen knows how to work the pussy. Would you just look at how much that pussy loves him?!?! His talents are uncanny. Swoon.

Guess what? I’m posting pretty boys all day. Yup. Shakin’ it up. 

&#8220;The mind cannot long play the heart&#8217;s role.&#8221;-Francois de La Rochefoucauld 

The mind cannot long play the heart’s role.”
-Francois de La Rochefoucauld 

(Source: herdirtylittleheart.com)

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