That did not go the way I had planned.
There was a crop involved and as you can see I am some sort of winner.
I had a good first kiss and got tipsy and filthy mouthed and there was some sort of dom-off one-upmanship happening which was fucking hot because I was the one bent over and I fiiiiinally understand Drunk In Love like fully with my heart.
I’m drankin. I’m sanging.
WE BE ALL NIGHT!