Her Dirty Little Heart

"But [Pooh] couldn’t sleep. The more he tried to sleep the more he couldn’t. He tried..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:51:00 -0400

“But [Pooh] couldn’t sleep. The more he tried to sleep the more he couldn’t. He tried counting Sheep, which is sometimes a good way of getting to sleep, and, as that was no good, he tried counting Heffalumps. And that was worse. Because every Heffalump that he counted was making straight for a pot of Pooh’s honey, and eating it all. For some minutes he lay there miserably, but when the five hundred and eighty-seventh Heffalump was licking its jaws, and saying to itself, “Very good honey this, I don’t know when I’ve tasted better,” Pooh could bear it no longer.”

- ― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

“I’ve always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:54:56 -0400

“I’ve always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed.”
― David Benioff, City of Thieves

In the Middle of the Night by Aileen Fisher ~ pictures by Adrienne Adams ~ Thomas Crowell, 1965

Hey tumbl buddies, I haven’t forgotten that I owe you some...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:07:00 -0400

Hey tumbl buddies,

I haven’t forgotten that I owe you some details about this new boy on the scene.

Things have been a little crazy, but tomorrow I get to sleep in and then focus on some fun writing projects, so I will be updating you and responding to my Heart mailbox stuff. (Ooh, and maybe sneaking in a tinychat!)

Thank you, as always, for your love and patience.

Big hugs and bum pats,

-Heart <3

(Come on… who doesn’t love bum pats?)

He likes me on a short leash. (Another photo found while...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:28:00 -0400

He likes me on a short leash.

(Another photo found while organizing old photo-folders.)

Summer plans.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:00:33 -0400

Summer plans.

Flourishing.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:00:25 -0400

Flourishing.

“Try not to get worried, try not to turn on to problems...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:01:00 -0400

“Try not to get worried,

try not to turn on to

problems that upset you…

And you know everything’s alright, yes everything’s fine.

And I think you shall sleep well tonight.

Let the world turn without you tonight.

Close your eyes, close your eyes and forget all about us tonight.”

Daddy says I get to be all three. whyexactly: Since I already...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:16:57 -0400

Daddy says I get to be all three.

whyexactly:

Since I already have a pretty girl, and a smart girl,

you’ll have to be the girl that keeps everyone happy.

Current status. You would not BELIEVE the chain of events that...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:48:39 -0400

Current status.

You would not BELIEVE the chain of events that just happened in the last few hours. Un. Fucking. Real.

The good news is I kept my cool and we’re all home safe and sound now.

Being a grown up is bullshit sometimes.

Now excuse me while I swear and spoil my dinner with cookies.

File under ‘Tricks I Will Teach My Kitty’.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:00:48 -0400

File under ‘Tricks I Will Teach My Kitty’.

My baby toes get nervous and squinch up when I’m posing...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:00:29 -0400

My baby toes get nervous and squinch up when I’m posing for pictures.

Yes.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:00:24 -0400

Yes.

I defy you, Monday.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:00:21 -0400

I defy you, Monday.

"She dares me to pour myself out like a living waterfall. She dares me to enter the soul that is more..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:53:04 -0400

“She dares me to pour myself out like a living waterfall. She dares me to enter the soul that is more than my own; she extinguishes fear in mere seconds. She lets light come through.”

- Virginia Woolf (via femme-ex-machina)

Ten things… I need this couch in my life. I also need...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:19:00 -0400

Ten things…

I need this couch in my life.
I also need cake in my life. (Sigh… chronic status.)
The date last night went really well! Huzzah!
I’ll tell you more about him tomorrow but we are making a second date!!!
He and my husband look like they could be related.
Is it terrible to be so turned on by that? Because unf…
Just saying! Having sex with two of my sexy husbands is one of my top ever fantasies so…
I am counting down the sleeps until our camping trip… it’s been oh so long since I’ve slept nestled into the woods.
I am day dreaming about the campfire.
I am also daydreaming about Daddy’s lap.
Rules are for suckers.

This bunny is not havin’ any of it. (Vesta, for Suicide...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:24:00 -0400

This bunny is not havin’ any of it.

(Vesta, for Suicide Girls)

In other news the mystery is finally solved…. Vesta is the lovely lady who has this spectacular love-bunny back piece I have been drooling over since this post… it’s officially one of my favourite tattoos of all time.

I never submit pictures to other blogs. But Cam Damage and The...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:49:52 -0400

I never submit pictures to other blogs.

But Cam Damage and The Cuttlefish have an nsfw blog together, failedwillsave, and it’s one of my favourites, so I was inspired to break my rule.

failedwillsave:

“I love it when you guys post pictures that show scratch marks… I really like being scratched and since I’m super pale the red lines stand out. Post-play pictures to show you. <3”

post-play pictures rule <3

(Reblogging because it’s still so true....

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:00:37 -0400

(Reblogging because it’s still so true. <3)

herdirtylittleheart:

You are never sexier to me than in these moments.

Happy Father’s Day.

Aerial Acrobatic Lesbian Sex With Stoya

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:07:00 -0400

Aerial Acrobatic Lesbian Sex With Stoya:

OMG THEY FINALLY DID IT! THEY MADE AN AERIAL PORN!!! I AM DYING!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST NEWS!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Happy Father’s Day to all of you Dad’s who are...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 10:18:00 -0400

Happy Father’s Day to all of you Dad’s who are dedicated to your family.

You deserve some adoration, crafts made with popsicle sticks and when the kids are in bed; a wicked beej.

pavel-petel: pink kitchen