1. The bunny is not allowed in the house.
2. OK, the bunny is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The bunny is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The bunny can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the bunny is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with humans, on the bed.
6. OK, the bunny is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The bunny can sleep on the bed when-ever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The bunny can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. The bunny can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the bunny.
Heh heh… totally the same set of rules Daddy has for me.
It began as many of my sexual curiosities do, I saw a gif. I was mesmerized, what was this flexible white softness and how could I play with one immediately?
Then I was impulse book-buying on Amazon and noticed they sold the toys I had been curious about, they were called Tenga Eggs. A few days later a beautiful box arrived at my house containing books and sex toys (BEST!) including the Tenga Egg Variety Pack.
The eggs were so much fun right from the start, the design is pretty and non-threatening, the packaging is playful and I promised my husband I wouldn’t tie his cock up. (If you didn’t click the gif link in the first paragraph you might wanna or that won’t make any sense.)
The eggs made of a super flexible elastomer, it’s soft on the outside and inside there are different textures.
Using some water-based lube (included) the soft stretchy eggs become a very fun sensory toy.
The Tenga Egg is definitely ‘One Size Fits All’, as advertised. (In fact I found this image of some dude with one stretched over his entire head.) And it feels amazing. Circumcised and un-circumcised penises will succumb to it’s glorious sensations! (And I must admit it really turns me on to see the head of a cock throbbing through it, I really enjoyed watching.)
Even better is that this toy is good for all kinds of genitals! NOT JUST PENISES!!!!!
I loved flipping the tenga inside-out so that it was over my fingers, and rubbing the textured softness over my clit. It made me cum in record time with minimal effort.
In fact my husband and I were adventurous and figured out a few different ways to use them for individual and mutual enjoyment. We’re creative folk, what can I say?
But the best idea? I flipped the egg inside out over top of my hitachi magic wand, so it became a topper for the vibrating head. And Ho. Lee. Fuck.
(This is me sitting on it and humping it a little. Blush-town.)
The bottom line is the Tenga Eggs were totally worth the $40 the pack cost me, you can use them several times over if you wash and dry them properly and we have had a ton of fun with them. If you’re looking for a nifty new solo toy, or If you are fortunate enough to have a playful partner, I highly recommend them.
ED: This was an unsolicited and unpaid review, I have no affiliation with Tenga, I just really liked the toy and thought you would too. xo
One of the greatest side effects of attending the Feminist Porn Conference a few weeks ago was having the chance to get to know new performers and directors I hadn’t been exposed to before.
I’m one of those people who crushes a lot harder on folks when I have had the chance to talk to them, hear about their interests and get to know them a bit. I am also a sapiosexual, and hearing these intelligent entertainers speak about topics they are passionate about ignited my flame in a way that simply perusing porn vids never could.
Without further ado, may I introduce Madison Young.
Madison describes herself as a “sex-positive Tasmanian devil” and a sexual revolutionary.
She is a porn performer, feminist, artist, film director, sex-educator, gallery director, sex-coach, Mother, and has recently penned a memoir called Daddy.
When she was on the panel at a session called "Rope Sluts, and Bottoms, and Subs Oh My!" I found myself hanging onto her every word. The way she spoke of her identity as a submissive really resonated with me.
Some of my favourite Madison Young quotes from that particular session:
"I’m very aggressive in my submission. I swallow and engulf dominant energy and pain like I would a part of their body."
"BDSM does not depend on the gender or genitals of the people involved. It’s an exchange of energy as equals. It’s gifting loving energy and sensation from one person to another. Many people think bdsm can’t coexist with feminism, but bdsm allows so much space for it."
"My submission, my feminism, my queerness does not depend on someone else. It is part of my identity. I wanted to document how I like to have sex. I am a feminist, & I am kinky, so my porn was going to be feminist kink porn. I can’t be inauthentic."
When I got home I read more about Madison, including her artistic statement for her gallery show Becoming MILF, an artistic commentary on Motherhood and sexuality. I continued to be struck by her unique voice and fearless message.
I knew I was smitten when after the session we were chatting and I asked her about her upcoming projects… she described a Davie Bowie themed Ziggy Stardust porn in which SHE PLAYS DAVID BOWIE!!!! DAVID BOWIE THEMED PORN!!!!!
Madison Young’s website The Sex-pert Next Door
Purchase Daddy: A Memoir by Madison Young